THE BAT (1959)

The Bat pretends to surrender

THE BAT (1959). Director: Crane Wilbur. Colorized.  

Mystery novelist Cornelia van Gorder (Agnes Moorehead of Dear Dead Delilah) and her companion, Lizzie (Lenita Lane), are currently residing at the Oaks, an estate which is rumored to be haunted. A bigger problem is that a criminal known as the Bat -- who tears out victims' throats with metal claws on his gloves -- is also operating in the area, and wandering around the Oaks. The owner of the estate, John Fleming (Harvey Stephens), has stolen valuable assets from his own bank and pinned the crime on head teller, Bailey (Mike Steele). Dr. Wells (Vincent Price of House of a Thousand Dolls) takes advantage of this situation in his own inimitable style. Bailey's wife, Dale (Elaine Edwards of You Have to Run Fast), hopes to find the missing loot at the Oaks with the help of Fleming's nephew, Mark (John Bryant). Meanwhile the Bat is also hunting for the loot and kills anyone who gets in his way. Lt. Anderson (Gavin Gordon) does what he can to track down the Bat while new butler Warner (John Sutton) skulks about ... 

Moorehead with Price etc. -- WHAT'S with Agnes' dress?   

A remake of The Bat Whispers, this version is fast-paced and much more entertaining, with a highly interesting cast, which includes Darla Hood (from the Our Gang comedies) as the ill-fated Judy. Although not nearly as irritating as Maude Eburne in the earlier film, Lenita Lane, who talks through her nose, is still a bit annoying. Price is smooth and oily and altogether competent, and the other cast members acquit themselves nicely. When the identity of the Bat is revealed, one has to wonder why this character even bothered with the silly disguise, as it would have suited their plans much better to just walk around as themselves! Speaking of silly outfits, at one point Moorehead wears a dress with a balloon bottom that would have to be qualified as a "would you be caught dead in this outfit?" affair. The claws tearing out throats business was not used in the earlier version. The play this was based on was in turn based on the novel "The Circular Staircase" by Mary Roberts Rinehart. The play was filmed four times. 

Verdict: Not at all logical, but a lot of fun anyway. ***.  

GUNS GIRLS AND GANGSTERS

Mamie Van Doren goes into her dance

GUNS GIRLS AND GANGSTERS (1959). Director: Edward L. Cahn. Colorized. 

When Chuck Wheeler (Gerald Mohr of Angry Red Planet) gets out of prison, he makes a beeline for Las Vegas and his cellmate Mike's (Lee Van Cleef of Machete) estranged wife, Vi (Mamie Van Doren), who wants nothing to do with either of them. But the sleazy Chuck needs Vi's help in a two million dollar armored car robbery that he's planning, and he also enlists her boss and current lover, Joe Darren (Grant Richards). Everything is going according to plan -- Vi and Chuck are also inexplicably falling in love -- but the whole business is threatened when an angry Mike breaks out of jail three months ahead of schedule. Now it's a question if the robbery can go off and if either Vi or Chuck will survive the jealous Mike's wrath ...  

Grant Richards and Gerald Mohr

The generically-titled Guns Girls and Gangsters is a snappy and well-acted crime thriller that moves at a breathless pace, especially in the final quarter detailing the robbery and its aftermath. Although it's hard to fathom why Vi would ever fall for a cruddy and unattractive character like Chuck, the actors do the best they can to make their romance convincing -- Van Doren is better in this than usual. As the mad dog Mike Lee Van Cleef is a bit disappointing, adding no nuance to his character and just spitting out his lines as if he was fed them five minutes earlier. Richards is effective as Joe and there is a very good fight  scene between him and Van Cleef in an automobile. John Baer and Elaine Edwards are fine as a married couple who run the motel/cabins where Vi stays as she waits for the big day to come and where the armored car will wind up after a bullet strikes its tire, courtesy of Chuck and his rifle. Van Doren proves that she can put over a song in this (although I suspect she's dubbed) and does it twice. The narration threatens to become intrusive but doesn't ruin the film. Edward L. Cahn also directed You Have to Run Fast -- among numerous other films -- which co-starred Richards and Edwards. 

Verdict: Suspenseful, tense, action-packed crime drama. ***. 

YOU HAVE TO RUN FAST

Elaine Edwards and Craig Hill

YOU HAVE TO RUN FAST (1961). Director: Edward L. Cahn.

Roger Condon (Craig Hill), a young doctor, has to treat a dirty cop who was beaten by thugs who work for mob boss Jim Craven (Grant Richards). When the crooked cop dies, the police want to put Condon in protective custody, but he wants to stay in charge of his life. Therefore he runs off to become a sporting goods salesman -- rechristened Frank Harlow -- in a small hunting community. Meanwhile Craven and his men go on the hunt for Condon, hoping to eliminate him as a witness. The doc stays in an inn owned and run by Colonel Maitland (Willis Bouchey) and his daughter Laurie (Elaine Edwards).  

Craig Hill and Jack Mann as Lt. Carbo

The first problem with this poorly scripted movie is that the lead character is an asshole. He expresses not the slightest remorse nor regret after a cop who was assigned to protect him -- after he's refused to go to a hotel -- is gunned down (but then the lead detective doesn't seem especially bothered by this, either). His idea of "living his life" is shaving his mustache, getting contacts, and completely giving up his hard-earned career as a doctor -- say what? Laurie comes off like a hopeless she-geek -- she is so desperate to have a relationship with Condon that for a birthday present she actually gives him a picture of herself! (Talk about pushy!) Fortunately for her, Condon is equally interested in Laurie. 

As the excitement doesn't mount, Craven shows up in town with two more thugs, leading Condon to run off once more, and a gun battle develops with the old Colonel and his rifle playing a large part. You Have to Run Fast comes off like a barely-produced and padded television episode and it resists interesting developments at every turn. Craig Hill was a handsome "B" actor who went to Europe to make features. He finally got married at age 64 after having hot flings with Rock Hudson and, reportedly, Marlene Dietrich, among others. His early romantic life might have made a more interesting movie than this stinky picture. Director Cahn keeps things moving but to no avail with this bad a story. 

Verdict: Run fast from this movie. *1/2.