INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL

Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones

INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL (2008). Director: Steven Spielberg. 

In 1957 some Russians, led by Irina Spalko (Cate Blanchett), attack a U.S. military base and carry off an artifact that is stored there. Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford) manages to survive the attack, and even lives through an atomic test by sheltering inside a refrigerator in a model town filled with dummies. Teaming up with a young man named "Mutt" (Shia LaBeouf) he later learns that his mother is Marion Ravenwood (Karen Allen) and that Mutt is his son. The whole group, along with Irina and her boys and an addle-pated Professor Oxley (John Hurt) ,wind up in South America, where they discover the hidden "El Dorado" as well as the remnants of alien beings who have skulls made of crystal. Or something like that. 

Ford, Allen, Blanchett

The trouble these days with the Indiana Jones movies, which were originally imitations of the classic cliffhanger serials, is that there have been so many imitations and rip-offs of the franchise -- everything from the National Treasure movies to the Da Vince Code and so on and so on -- that any originality has been completely eradicated. The very over-familiar elements in this include grumpy Jones' relationships with ex-girlfriend and son, the maps and codes that will lead to the treasure, the aliens (who resemble the monster in Alien in some ways as well as the aliens in Close Encounters), the locales that we've all seen before etc. etc. There is absolutely nothing fresh and new in the film. Obsessive fans probably won't care, finding the cliches comforting and endearing. 

LaBeouf and Ford

Steven Spielberg directs by the numbers. I've often felt that the FX people and cinematographers do all the work, actually, in some movies like this. Some of the action sequences in Crystal Skull are quite well-done -- not always the case in heroic thrillers -- but you are always getting the sensation that it's all stuff you've seen many times before -- the amazing leaps, the foolhardy jumps into space, driving off of cliffs etc. Is there anything unusual about any of this? The movie does have, for me at least, one knock-out sequence, and that's when the characters are besieged by very large and voracious ants who move with frightening swiftness. (Of course, there's nothing original about that, either, but it does look great!) The underground sets look too new and are always over-lit, making them much less creepy than they could have been. 

Allen, Ford and Hurt

As for the actors, well Ford could probably play this part while asleep. Blanchett is effective, although she seems to be channeling Natasha from Rocky and Bullwinkle most of the time. Allen remains perky and attractive in her way. It is probably not LaBeouf's fault that Mutt comes off as being rather obnoxious through much of the movie. I found the whole flick too cutesy and obvious by far and was annoyed that a sequence at the very end rips off Journey to the Center of the Earth. 

Verdict: You'll swear you've already seen this even if you haven't. **1/2. 

THE PERFECT ASSISTANT

THE PERFECT ASSISTANT (2008 telefilm). Director: Douglas Jackson. 

Rachel Partson (Josie Davis) is an excellent assistant to ad exec David Westcott (Chris Potter) but she's harboring a secret. She is so pathologically in love with the man that she's willing to resort to anything, including murder, to have him for herself. This quite entertaining teleflick gets across the anguish, hope and delusional state of unrequited love so strongly that you almost find yourself feeling sorry for a woman who is otherwise not very sympathetic. It doesn't hurt that Josie Davis gives a terrific performance as the sociopathic assistant. The premise of a deranged woman out to get a man by any means necessary is a popular and familiar one, but The Perfect Assistant is one of the better films on the subject. Rachel Hunter plays one of Westcott's associates. 

 Verdict: Absorbing and suspenseful. ***.

FOUR OF A KIND

Louise Siverson

FOUR OF A KIND (2008). Director: Fiona Cochran. 

In Melbourne Detective Gina Sturrick (Leverne McDonnell) interviews Anne (Louise Siverson), when her husband's supposed mistress is found stabbed to death in a park. Gina then goes to see her therapist, Glenda (Gail Watson), and she confesses something quite startling to her shrink. Meanwhile the shrink goes to see her best friend Susan (Nina Landis), and discovers that she, too, is holding back a terrible secret. In the final segment, Gina is back in a police interview room after there's another murder. Just who is guilty of what? 

Leverne McDonnell

I won't say much more about the plot of Four of a Kind, as it's the type of movie that should reveal its secrets to the viewer as the film goes along, but I will say that its main strength is the superb performances from a talented ensemble cast.  The screenplay by Helen Collins (I'd be surprised if this wasn't originally written for the stage) intelligently examines and dissects these four interesting women, making this a fascinating character study. Each segment is broken up by a brief performance by the rock-jazz group Joe Camilleri and the Black Sorrows, which is less distracting than you might imagine (their music is catchy, for one thing). Four of a Kind reminds me of one of Woody Allen's better pictures with its incisive characterization and its intermingling of what may seem like separate story lines. Although some may be put off by the somewhat ambiguous if insinuating ending, this is a worthwhile and unusual movie made in Australia. 

Verdict: If you're in the mood for something different, you may find this absorbing. ***.