THE KILLER RESERVED NINE SEATS

Chris Avram

THE KILLER RESERVED NINE SEATS (aka L'assassino ha riservato nove poltrone/1974. Director: Giuseppe Bennati. 

Patrick Davenant (Chris Avram) recently broke off his engagement to Vivian (Rosanna Schiaffino) -- who then married Albert (Andrea Scotti of Mission Bloody Mary)  -- while Patrick took up with the younger Kim (Jane Agren). Patrick seems unaware that Kim is still fooling around with Russell (Howard Ross) and that she is more interested in Patrick's money than anything else. Inexplicably, Patrick invites these and other people -- including his sister Rebecca (Eva Czemerys), her lover Doris (Lucretia Love), Patrick's daughter, Lynn (Paola Senatore) and her boyfriend Duncan -- to a theater he owns, and which has not been in use for decades. Apparently mass murders took place there a hundred years ago on this very date. An uninvited guest is the mysterious Pat (Eduardo Filipone), who seems like some kind of guru. It isn't long before one of the party turns up stabbed to death ... 

Rosanna Schiaffino

One thing you have to say about The Killer is that it is absorbing and suspenseful, as you do get caught up in wondering which of the cast members is offing the others. In addition to this killer, there are also supernatural events to confuse the issue, with a creepy underground finale. The violence is not too horrific, although the killer has the habit of stripping female victims of their clothing and dignity before slaying them. There are some unanswered questions even after the revelations, and Patrick emerges as someone who will never win a prize as Father of the Year!  

Verdict: Somewhat arresting Italian giallo film is wildly imperfect but some fun. **1/2. 

MISSION BLOODY MARY

Dick Malloy (Ken Clark) works at his favorite occupation

MISSION BLOODY MARY (aka Agente 077 missione Bloody Mary/1965). Director: Sergio Grieco. 

"Bloody Mary" is the code name for a  new nuclear bomb called B-32. When the bomb is stolen from the wreckage of a plane that crashed in France, CIA agent 077, Dick Malloy (Ken Clark), is sent into action, taking time away from the women he loves to romance and bed. He has a stocky assistant named Lester (Antonio Gradoli) and also hooks up with a friendly taxi driver (Andrea Scotti) after escaping from a yacht. But his main contact is Dr. Elsa Freeman (Helga Line). Dick finds the bomb inside a block of stone inside a factory but then he has to do his best to keep enemy agents from getting their hands on it.

Ken Clark and Helga Line

Mission Bloody Mary is the second of three Dick Malloy films starring Ken Clark, best-known for the schlock classic Attack of the Giant Leeches. He's given a weird dubbed voice in this one, and his performance is hard to judge, but with a physique that puts Sean Connery's to shame, and an ability to love up the women and rough up the guys in more than adequate fashion, it's easy to see why he was cast in these Eurospy films, co-productions of France, Italy and Spain. 

Dick Malloy with colleague

At one point Malloy has to audaciously confirm Elsa's identity by looking at her naked breasts, which she, of course, allows him to do as the camera swings discreetly away. A bad guy who calls himself the "Black Lily" turns a room into a makeshift crematorium to get rid of a difficult colleague. There's a helpful cab driver, both Russian and Chinese agents, and some duplicitous individuals -- as well as the usual interesting locations, with a climax in Athens. This moves at a fast enough pace to keep you watching although it gets a little wearisome towards the end. The pop tune "Bloody Mary," composed by Ennio Morricone, plays over the title credits.

Verdict: Acceptable Eurospy fare. **1/4.