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Matias Lucas and Robyn Alomar |
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Robyn Alomar and Tim Rozon as the Magician |
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Matias Lucas and Robyn Alomar |
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Robyn Alomar and Tim Rozon as the Magician |
Pitiful victims of the Embalmer |
The Embalmer on the prowl |
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Carroll Baker and Lou Castel |
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Baker, Castel, Descombes |
My latest, brand new horror tome.
Veronica Altura had gathered together a team to explore a lost city buried deep in the bowels of the earth, keeping secret her desperate reasons for doing so, but they were woefully unprepared for what they would face ten miles below the surface of the Greek island: Rat-like creatures that struck with surprising swiftness; huge reptiles with jaws that could practically swallow a person whole; and—worst of all—cannibalistic giants with a taste for human flesh and a ferocious, terrible demeanor. And literally hovering above everything was the most frightening horror of all, a demonic presence that wanted to make sure that none of them left this world alive.![]() |
Barbara Bouchet and Farley Granger |
Greta Franklin (Barbara Bouchet of Danger Route) is sent from a New York publishing house to Venice to be the new secretary for author Richard Stuart (Farley Granger of The Slasher ... is the Sex Maniac). His last secretary, Sally (Patrizia Viotti) disappeared, and Greta hides the fact that she not only knew Sally, but was her lover, and wants to find out what happened to her. The other people in the household include Richard's wife, Eleonora (Rosalba Neri), who drugs and makes love to Greta, and fisherman Rocco (Petar Martinovitch), who lives in a nearby cottage. Greta eventually begins a relationship with Richard, but his story of what actually happened to Sally may not be the complete truth.
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Rosalba Neri and Petar Martinovitch |
Verdict: Intriguing Italian mystery with lots of naked breasts for those who like that sort of thing. ***.
Richard Webb |
A fellow who calls himself The Phantom Ruler (Stanley Price) has developed a formula which makes things invisible when they are coated with it. This includes the Ruler's cloak, which makes him invisible as long as he stays within a light beam generated by his special machine. His immediate goal is to get the materials for this formula, but his ultimate plan is to gather an army of invisible soldiers to help him take over the whole country. Determined to stop him are two insurance investigators (!), Lane Carson (Richard Webb of Hillbillies in a Haunted House) and plucky Carol Richards (Aline Towne of Radar Men from the Moon). Meanwhile the evil Burton (Lane Bradford of Zombies of the Stratosphere) and his associates are out to stymie them at every turn.
Stanley Price as the Phantom Ruler |
Verdict: Fast-paced fun! ***.
pitiful victims of Beast from Haunted Cave |
Michael Forest |
Frank Wolff and Sheila Noonan |
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Bad guys: Brockmann, Lange, John, Waitzmann |
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Heinz Drache and Joachim Fuchsberger |
Russ Bender, Ronnie Burns, Pamela Lincoln |
Darrell Howe |
Demi Moore |
THE SUBSTANCE (2024). Written and directed by Coralie Fargeat.
Elisabeth Sparkle (Demi Moore of Parasite) has a very popular exercise program but boss Harvey (Dennis Quiad) thinks she's grown too old and has to be replaced. A certain doctor lets Elisabeth know about a new, highly secretive procedure that she might be interested in. Via injections and other outre methods, Elisabeth winds up growing a younger version of herself (Margaret Qualley) out of her own back. Apparently these two bodies share the same mind -- at least at first -- but they must switch off every other week while the other one stays comatose in a secret chamber. Eventually, unfortunately, the younger and older versions of Elisabeth see themselves as separate entities, and jealousy ensues -- and lots worse!
Margaret Qualley |
Work out! |
Verdict: Fun, gross, interesting, but not as original -- nor quite as good -- as one might imagine. ***.
Jason Momoa as Aquaman |
Black Manta |
Brothers bond: Wilson and Momoa |
Jeff Richards and John Smith |
John Smith with the women |
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Gunter Pfitzmann and Heinz Drache |
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Drache with Agnes Windeck |
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John Hudson and Peggy Webber |
Eric Whitlock (John Hudson) brings his new wife, Jenni (Peggy Webber), home to his estate where his first wife died in an accident. Insecure and neurotic, Jenni has spent time in a sanitarium -- and not just for a rest cure. Now she begins seeing a skull lying and even moving about when no one else is around. Eric suspects the culprit is the simple-minded caretaker and gardener, Mickey (Alex Nicol, who also directed), but he denies all. Jenni wonders if she should just pack it in and head back to the nuthouse ...
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Webber with Alex Nichol |
Verdict: Good performances help put this over but it isn't that memorable. **1/4.
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Silvano Tranquilli and Rosalba Neri |
After her mother Dorothy's supposed suicide, teenager Nancy Thompson (Jenny Tamburi) leaves school and comes home, where she meets her late mother's photographer friend, Gianna (Rosalba Neri of The French Sex Murders), and her stepfather, Marco (Silvano Tranquilli of The Slasher ... is the Sex Maniac). The housekeeper Madga (Dana Ghia) knows that Dorothy (Zora Gheorgieva) wanted to divorce the greedy, philandering Marco and had taken a lover of her own (Hiram Keller of Fellini Satyricon). Nancy develops an attraction for her stepfather which he does nothing to discourage, and then seems to make a play for Gianna. Nancy tells Gianni that she thinks Marco murdered her mother and may be trying to kill her as well ...
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Dana Ghia and Jenny Tamburi |
Verdict: Half of a good movie. **1/4.
Jonathan Majors as Kang |
Corey Stoll as big-headed MODOK |
Lilly, Rudd, Newton |
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Narzib Sokatscheff |
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Friedel Schuster |
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Christopher Lee as Fu Manchu |
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Lee, Stoll and Perschy |
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Klaus Kinski and Heinz Drache |
After Lord Lebanon is strangled in his castle, lawyer Frank Tanner (Heinz Drache) gathers the relatives in the dining room and reads the first of two wills. They all must stay together in the castle for several days before they can hear the details of the final will, or forfeit their inheritance. As an unknown figures goes about strangling virtually the entire cast with the title object, Tanner tries to figure out which of the household is homicidal: the hated American Tilling (Hans Nielsen); his shrewish wife (Gisela Uhling); the bastard Ross (Klaus Kinski); the butler Bonwit (Eddi Arent); the strange and hulking Chiko (Ady Berber); Lady Lebanon (Elisabeth Flickenschildt); her son, Edward (Hans Clarin), a classical pianist; or someone else?
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Elisabeth Flickenschildt and Hans Clarin |
Verdict: Even absurd plots should be taken seriously if they're going to work. **1/2.
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That great old house! |
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cast members of Deadly Manor |
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The Blue Hand zeroes in on a victim |
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Ilse Steppat and Klaus Kinski |
bare bones # 20 Winter 2024 - 2025. Edited by Peter Enfantino and John Scoleri.
This is it! A huge, super-sized special issue for a measly $14.95!
To quote from the back cover, in this issue you will find:
"*William Schoell turns on the lights and sirens for Code 3.