MAN ON THE PROWL

James Best and Mala Powers

MAN ON THE PROWL (1957). Director: Art Napoleon. 

Living with his horrible mother (Vivi Janiss), Doug Gerhardt (James Best of Killer Shrews) has developed a positive hatred for women. He beats one poor gal who resists his advances to death with his fists. Then Doug accidentally encounters Marian Wood (Mala Powers), who is married to car dealer Woody (Jerry Paris) and has two cute little boys (Josh and Jeff Freeman).  Arrogant and attracted to Marian -- one senses she is drawn to Doug despite her love for her husband --  Doug does his best to court her, but she will only agree to having a beer with him because he tells her they went to the same school. This only makes Doug obsess more over Marian, putting both her husband and her children in mortal danger. 

Man on the Prowl may have been the only starring role for James Best, who gives a strong performance as the psychopath, with good work from Mala Powers and Jerry Paris as well. Ted de Corsia is fine as the detective on the case, and Vivi Janiss makes an impression as Doug's monster mother. The film features a tense and suspenseful climax. Art Napoleon directed only two other films, the Diana Barrymore biopic, Too Much, Too Soon, starring Dorothy Malone and Errol Flynn, and The Activist ten years later. 

Verdict: Worthwhile minor suspense film ***. 

THE KNIFE SLIPPED Erle Stanley Gardner

THE KNIFE SLIPPED. A Cool and Lam novel by A. A. Fair (Erle Stanley Gardner). Written 1939. Hard Case Crime/Titan; 2016.

NOTE: On occasion B Movie Nightmare will review genre books as well as movies. 

Erle Stanley Gardner is most famous as the creator of Perry Mason, but he also wrote many books in a crime series devoted to the exploits of Bertha Cool and Donald Lam. Cool is a obese but solid middle-aged woman who has a tough, no-nonsense approach and is primarily concerned with making money for herself through her small detective agency that takes cases other agencies won't touch, such as divorces and political assignments. Her chief operative is the much younger and smaller Donald Cool, a twenty-something who may be short but is still good-looking enough to attract many of the ladies he encounters. He, however, is not that much good in a fight and "the little runt," as Bertha calls him, takes a beating more than once. 

The Knife Slipped was originally to be published as the second in the series, but the publisher rejected it, finding Cool's depiction too mercenary and sordid, among other things. The book was not published (posthumously) until many years later. The Knife Slipped has Cool and Lam taking on a woman client who feels that her son-in-law is cheating on her daughter with a blond. This son-in-law is later murdered, and there are numerous suspects, including a switchboard operator at his apartment house that Donald becomes stuck on. Lam has an almost 21st century attitude toward women and their sexuality, and Cool is cynical (or realistic) about certain aspects of life and love. The Knife Slipped is entertaining and well-written, but frankly it seems a cut below similar books by, say, Raymond Chandler. I've read only one other Cool and Lam book and felt the same way -- good but forgettable. 

However, if you're crazy about private detective fiction, I must say that Bertha Cool and Donald Lam are unusual operatives and highly interesting characters. That alone makes their stories of interest. And one of these days I may pick up another one in the series.

Verdict: Perry Mason might be appalled by these two. **3/4. 

THE THIRD ALIBI

Laurence Payne

THE THIRD ALIBI (1961). Director: Montgomery Tully.

Norman Martell (Laurence Payne) is an egotistical composer who thinks nothing of having an affair with his wife's half-sister, Peggy (Jane Griffiths). Norman has tried to keep all this a secret from his wife, Helen (Patricia Dainton), but when Peggy tells him she's pregnant, he knows he has no choice but to reveal the truth. However, a horrified and heartbroken Helen has no intention of giving Norman a divorce. Therefore he thinks up what he believes is a foolproof plan to murder his wife, with Peggy's complicity. But things don't always work out the way you figure they will ... 

The British film The Third Alibi plays like an episode of The Alfred Hitchcock Hour, and is quite good on that level, with a very ironic and amusing wind-up. I'll say no more about the plot but the movie is worth seeking out. The picture is also well-shot and well-acted. Horror fans know Payne as one of the cast members of the delightful Crawling Eye. 

Verdict: Short and snappy mystery film with a neat denouement. ***. 

LOVE'S DEADLY TRIANGLE: THE TEXAS CADET MURDER

Holly Marie Combs and David Lipper

LOVE'S DEADLY TRIANGLE: THE TEXAS CADET MURDER (aka Swearing Allegiance/1997 telefilm). Director: Richard A. Colla. 

In the late nineties in Texas, two young sociopaths -- Diane Zamora (Holly Marie Combs) and David Graham (David Lipper), high school students with plans for the military and marriage -- decide to do away with another young lady, Adrianne Jones (Cassidy Rae), in order to wash out the sin of her sleeping with David, an event that may never have even occurred. Love's Deadly Triangle is a telefilm that was rushed out even before Zamora and Graham were put on trial (both received life sentences.)

David Lipper as Cadet David 

Frankly, Love's Deadly Triangle, although absorbing enough, is another example of a true crime movie that is sort of pasted together in a hurry and lacks any kind of depth of characterization or much else. True, there isn't much to Zamora or Graham aside from severe pathology. In spite of this Combs gives a good performance as the jealous Diane, while Lipper is effective, although a cut or two below his co-star in acting ability. Dee Wallace is fine as Adrianne's heartbroken mother. True crime shows, such as American Justice, that have focused on this tragic case and present the real participants are generally more interesting than this TV movie. Graham at first denied that he murdered Jones, then later not only admitted that he had killed her but that he and Adrienne had never even slept together. Zamora had a brief jailhouse marriage to another man that ended in divorce, and essentially failed a lie detector test on Dateline. Apparently both of these creeps are right where they belong. 

Verdict: Sad case, interesting story, so-so telefilm. **1/2. 

SECRETS OF A PSYCHOPATH

Mark Famiglietti as Henry

SECRETS OF A PSYCHOPATH (2015.) Director: Bert. I Gordon. 

Henry (Mark Famiglietti) lives with his sister, Katherine (Kari Wuhrer), in their large family home. Apparently the only woman Henry can have sex with successfully is his sister, but he makes attempts with other women he meets on the internet and at the movies. He has gone so far as to get engaged to Grace (Mary Anthony), whom he has also met online. But when Grace shows up at the house to tie the knot, she finds a jealous future sister-in-law  waiting, and discovers she is in the midst of a deadly and frightening situation ... 

Secrets of a Psychopath is a comeback of sorts for Mr. BIG, aka Bert I. Gordon, who worked on so many fun creature features in the fifties through seventies such as Earth vs the Spider, The Magic Sword, The Food of the Gods and The Cyclops. Gordon even managed to snare no less than Orson Welles to star in one of his minor B productions, Necromancy. At the ripe young age of 93 Gordon directed this, his last feature to date -- no mean achievement. Unfortunately, while I'd like to report that this is Gordon's masterpiece, it's not that great a movie, and certainly much, much less fun than Mr. BIG's flicks on giant spiders, grasshoppers and Amazing Colossal Men. 

Wuhrer, Anthony and Famiglietti

The shame of it is that Secrets of a Psychopath has some damn good things going for it. There's the attractive lensing by Brett A. Hart which gives the picture a clean and polished look, and an effective score by Scott Glascow (although it generally tends to be a bit too languid, unfortunately, along with the film's pacing). Then there's an excellent lead performance by the appealing Mark Famiglietti, who makes Henry another charming if no-less-deadly sociopath. Although I have never heard of her, apparently Kari Wuhrer has achieved some kind of minor fame in little-known B horror flicks, and she is good as Henry's sensual sister, Katherine. Mary Anthony is also very good as the ill-fated Grace. However, most of the rest of the cast, including Henry's other victims, are played by amateurs who lower the whole tone of the movie.

The film's premise is workable, but Gordon's script is full of holes and moments of illogic  -- Henry buries one body in broad daylight, and there's this whole incredible business with two children improbably drowning in a small plastic lawn pool and the apparent lack of repercussions to this. As mentioned, the pace of the film at times seems glacial and there's only a decent spurt of energy at the very end. Gordon's direction betrays none of the flair that would make this psycho-thriller really sing. Too bad. 

Verdict: Psychologically dubious and not much fun but it's still Mr. BIG! **. 

HIGH SCHOOL HELLCATS

Yvonne Lime and Brett Halsey

HIGH SCHOOL HELLCATS (1958). Director: Edward L. Bernds. 

Joyce Martin (Yvonne Lime) is the new girl in town, and she's a decent kid, even if her father (Don Shelton) thinks she wears too much lipstick. On her first day in high school she meets Connie Harris (Jana Lund), who tells her in no uncertain terms that she's the head of an all-female gang called the Hellcats, and if Joyce doesn't pass the initiation, she might as well just kill herself. Trying to fit in, she complies with what Connie and her friends wish, while also dating the soda jerk Mike (Brett Halsey, his name misspelled "Bret" in the credits). Mike worries that his girlfriend is getting in with the wrong crowd, but she goes to a party and after the lights go out, someone dies ... 

A moment of teenage angst

High School Hellcats is an entertaining teen movie with effective enough performances from the leads. However, the best acting comes from Jana Lund as the incredibly bitchy Connie, and especially from Susanne Sidney as her chubby, conspiratorial pal, Dolly, who has some sterling moments at the climax. Rhoda Williams is fine as a sympathetic teacher, Miss Davis; she had more credits than the other ladies combined. The executive producer for this film was Charles "Buddy" Rogers, husband of Mary Pickford and an actor himself. 

Verdict: Fun if you're in the mood for a silly fifties teen flick. **1/4,  

BEHEMOTH THE SEA MONSTER

The giant behemoth invades London

BEHEMOTH THE SEA MONSTER (1958/original UK version of The Giant Behemoth). Directors: Eugene Lourie and Douglas Hickox. 

Atomic testing has revivified a sleeping, gigantic, and electrically-charged dinosaur -- a fictional paliosaurus -- that has become dangerously radioactive. In addition to stomping across the coastal areas, it leaves tens of thousands of dead fish in its wake, causing decided consternation for Cornish fishermen such as John Duncan (John Turner). While American Steven Karns (Gene Evans) of the Atomic Energy Commission tries to convince Professor James Bickford (Andre Morell) of the existence of this strange "behemoth," it attacks a ferry boat and then smashes into London itself. How can they destroy the beast without blowing all of its radioactive pieces into every part of the city? 

Gene Evans and Andre Morrell

This is the original UK version of The Giant Behemoth, and to my surprise, there are a number of differences. For one thing, the British version is eleven minutes shorter, which tightens up the picture and eliminates some unnecessary sequences -- all of the dinosaur scenes appear to be intact, however. The American version puts back some crowd-panic scenes and some stock footage. In the original version, when the behemoth struts through London, the music stops abruptly so that all you can hear, besides screaming pedestrians, is the ominous thud thudding of the monster's footsteps as well as its breathing and the occasional snarl or roar. Somehow it makes the sequence more chilling. (In addition to the music, the American version puts in the sound of an unseen man screaming as the monster's foot smashes down on his car, and also adds more screeches of soldiers as they are burned to death by the behemoth's terrible radioactive glare.) The announcement made on the radio at the very end of the film is slightly different in each version. 

Leigh Madison and John Turner

During the ferry-attack sequence, the monster is portrayed by a rubber model which looks good but has decidedly limited mobility (reportedly it had more mobility until it broke down just before filming). However, when the creature attacks London, Willis O'Brien's fluid stop-motion effects take over, and while the rampage is comparatively crude and low-budget (particularly as compared to today's FX work), the animation is still well-done and the sequence exciting. Edwin Astley's musical score adds to the generally eerie tone of the picture. Jack MacGowran is fun as a paleontologist who hopes to track down the monster, and Leigh Madison plays the daughter of a fisherman who becomes one of the behemoth's first victims. 

Verdict: Grim and absorbing. ***.

WHILE I LIVE

Audrey Fildes and Sonia Dresdel

WHILE I LIVE (aka The Dream of Olwyn/1947). Director: John Harlow. 

On the Cornish coast, young composer Olwyn (Audrey Fildes) lives with her older sister, Julia (Sonia Dresdel) while she tries to put the finishing touches to a composition entitled "The Dream of Olwyn." Unfortunately, Olwyn sleepwalks one night and winds up taking a header off of a cliff. Twenty-five years later Julia lives in the same house with her young cousin Peter (Clifford Evans), whom she raised, and his more practical wife, Christine (Patricia Burke). One evening into the household comes an unexpected visitor (Carol Raye), who claims she has no memory but has a connection to Cornwall and the family. Julia is convinced that this young lady is the reincarnation of her dead sister, but Christine is a little suspicious, leading to conflicts between her, her husband, and his somewhat domineering aunt. 

Clifford Evans and Patricia Burke

While I Live could have gone in several different directions -- oddly, no one wonders if this woman might be a con artist when you consider that Julia appears to be quite wealthy -- but what it offers the viewer (very little, in fact) is like a mild, forgettable episode of One Step Beyond stretched to 80 minutes! I won't give away any more of the film's flimsy secrets in case there are masochistic viewers who have a need to see virtually every bad British movie ever made (apparently I'm one of them!), but this has to be classified as a time-waster. You keep hoping something of real dramatic interest will occur but it never quite does. The acting is professional at least, with Tom Walls making the best impression as the house man Nehemiah. As for Olwyn's pleasantly romantic musical composition, it sounds like warmed-over Rachmaninoff but was composed by Charles Williams. 

Verdict: Based on a stage play that must have been equally dull. *1/2. 

ACCOMPLICE

Richard Arlen and Veda Ann Borg

ACCOMPLICE (1946). Director: Walter Colmes.

Private eye Simon Lash (Richard Arlen) gets a surprise visitor, Joyce (Veda Ann Borg), the woman who left him at the altar years before to marry a wealthy man. Now her husband is missing and Joyce wants Simon to track him down, although he is wary that this is merely a divorce case, which he wants no part of. Simon's investigation takes him to a mink farm, where he encounters the suspicious Sheriff Rucker (Archie Twitchell), along with a couple of bodies. Eventually the trail leads Lash to a mysterious castle in the desert (not to be confused with the Charlie Chan film of that name) where elderly men with shotguns have got an operation running that might put Lash in a bit of difficulty.

Accomplice is a fast-moving, interesting PI story, although towards the end it does get a little ridiculous. However, the acting is sharp, there are certainly interesting settings, and the action is all resolved in a satisfactory and exciting manner. Although Arlen makes a more than credible private eye, he was never to play Lash again. 

Verdict: Entertaining PI flick from the forties. **3/4. 

SWIMFAN

Erika Christensen

SWIMFAN (2002). Director: John Polson. 

Rhode Island high school senior Ben Cronin (Jesse Bradford) is a bright light on the swim team, and he has a cute and charming girlfriend in Amy (Shiri Appleby). One afternoon he helps the new girl in school, Madison Bell (Erika Christensen), when her locker door gets stuck, and the two strike up a friendship. Ben winds up sleeping with Madison and both agree it should not happen again and remain their secret. Unfortunately, Madison doesn't keep her end of the bargain, and considers Ben her new boyfriend, come hell or high water. And she's perfectly willing to kill to keep him. 

Jesse Bradford and Shiri Appleby

A teenage version of Fatal Attraction, Swimfan is a modestly entertaining little thriller with good performances from the three leads, who are appealing actors, especially Bradford and Appleby. The best-known member of the cast is Dan Hedaya, who plays the coach of the swimming team. James DeBello makes an impression as Madison's weird cousin Christopher, and some of the students are well-portrayed. In the long run Swimfan suffers from the fact that most of the characters aren't that dimensional, and I've no doubt some teenagers were disappointed by the movie's complete lack of gore. There's a fairly exciting climax in the high school swimming pool, however. Too bad Madison is such a psycho, as her interest in classical music already gives her a certain, more positive distinction over most of her classmates. 

Verdict: There have been worse ... **1/2. 

DANGEROUS YOUTH

Carole Lesley and Frankie Vaughan

DANGEROUS YOUTH (aka These Dangerous Years/1957.) Director: Herbert Wilcox. 

In Liverpool there is a spot known as Dingle Point, and the young male residents, prone to getting into trouble, are known as "Dingle Boys." One of these boys, Dave (Frankie Vaughan), wins a singing contest after beautiful Dinah (Carole Lesley) does a lovely rendition of "Isn't This a Lovely Evening?" and figures she is a shoo-in. Dinah is not a gracious loser -- frankly she's much better than Dave, who does a hokey Presley imitation --  and throws a shoe at him. Later on Dave and his buddies are drafted and a number of melodramatic situations ensue -- one boy is killed when a mine explodes and there is a fight involving fists, a knife, and a gun -- after which Dave goes on the run accused of murder, and winds up hiding out in Dinah's apartment. Can these two singers actually fall in love?

Frankie Vaughan

Dangerous Youth is full of incident but is still dull. Vaughan was a British pop star whose most famous moment was performing with Marilyn Monroe in Let's Make Love. He is adequate as an actor but only had a few credits, having a much bigger career as a vocalist. Carole Lesley, who has winning looks and personality, managed about twice as many credits as Vaughan. George Baker plays an army chaplain or "padre" who tries to help Dave. 

Verdict: Nothing much in this cheapie. *. 

CHILD'S PLAY 2

Chucky on the attack! 

CHILD'S PLAY 2 (1990). Director: John Lafia.

Two years after the events of Child's Play, little Andy (Alex Vincent) has been placed in foster care while his mother is undergoing psychiatric evaluation. His foster mother (Jenny Agutter) is more understanding of Andy and the trauma he underwent, but his foster father (Gerrit Graham) is not certain he even wants the boy in his home. None of them realize that the crazy Chucky doll has  been (improbably) reconstructed and that it is still infested with the spirit of a serial killer (Brad Dourif) whose goal remains the same: to transfer his consciousness into Andy's body.

Andy overhears his foster parents 

Child's Play 2 is an acceptable sequel to the original, but it does have some problems. Alex Vincent is still a cute kid but he's called upon to be a little more emotional in this and isn't quite up to the challenge. As fellow foster child Kyle, Christine Elise is too perfunctory in key moments. The musical score is so overdone that at times you get the impression you're supposed to be watching a space epic with a huge budget. There are at least as many anti-climaxes in this as in the original. On the other hand, there are some inventive killings, such as one interesting bit with a terrified old lady teacher and a copy machine. One can't quite get over the feeling -- unlike the original -- that this is essentially a moron movie.

NOTE: This was followed by Child's Play 3 in which Andy is now a teen at a military academy and Chucky comes a'callin but picks out a new victim to place his soul into. 

Verdict: Entertaining if imperfect sequel. **3/4. 

CALLING PAUL TEMPLE

John Bentley  as author-detective Paul Temple

CALLING PAUL TEMPLE (1948). Director: Maclean Rogers. 

Paul Temple (John Bentley) is now an author of popular mystery novels, but once upon a time he worked for Scotland Yard. Now he is called in when there is a baffling series of murders by an unknown person who calls himself "Rex." One poor woman, a songstress named Norma (Celia Lipton) is killed by poisoned lipstick. Temple's associates include Sir Graham Forbes (Jack Raine) and Inspector Crane (Ian McLean), but he also gets a lot of help from his wife, who is called "Steve" (Dinah Sheridan). As more bodies pile up, the Temples wind up in Canterbury where much of the action resolves around an abandoned monastery, inside which the couple nearly fall into a death trap. 

Dinah Sheridan and John Bentley

Calling Paul Temple is a fast-paced British crime film that benefits from good acting and interesting settings. The identity of the killer will probably not surprise most viewers, however. There is an attempt at comedy relief by introducing an Indian manservant named Rikki (Shaym Bahadur), whom Paul doesn't like for some reason; he's actually an appealing character. Bentley appeared in only two more Paul Temple movies, Paul Temple's Triumph and Bombay Waterfront. 

Verdict: Keeps you interested. **1/2. 

IRRESISTIBLE

Susan Sarandon and Sam Neill

IRRESISTIBLE (2006). Written and directed by Ann Turner. 

Sophie (Susan Sarandon) is an illustrator of children's books who lives in Australia with her husband, an advertising exec named Craig (Sam Neill). Craig has a special computer assistant named Mara (Emily Blunt), but Sophie finds the younger woman a little bit creepy. When things -- including one of her favorite dresses that Mara later shows up wearing -- start disappearing from the house, a paranoid Sophie is convinced that Mara is behind the strange thefts. Or is she losing her mind? Other weird things begin happening as well. 

Emily Blunt

Irresistible is a strange, suspenseful and intriguing movie that keeps you wondering what's going on and eventually provides a reasonably satisfying conclusion along with at least one extra twist. The three leads are excellent, and the couples' children are adorable. However, Irresistible nearly derails a couple of times due to some utterly illogical moments. (I can't imagine a person actually taking their boss's spouse to court, for instance, and that the work situation wouldn't become extremely awkward afterward). Some of the characters' actions may have you scratching your head as well. 

Verdict: Pretty good if flawed suspense film. ***. 

AVENGERS: ENDGAME

Avengers Assemble!

AVENGERS: ENDGAME  (2019). Directors: Anthony and Joe Russo. 

Following the events of Avengers: Infinity War, the nihilistic villain Thanos (Josh Brolin) has destroyed half of earth's inhabitants, including many heroes. Five years afterward Thor (Chris Hemsworth), after the destruction of Asgard, has turned into a bloated drunk, and Hawkeye (Jeremy Rennner), whose children disappeared, has turned into a bloodthirsty vigilante. Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.) has retired with his wife, Pepper (Gwyneth Paltrow), and adorable daughter, where they only want to live in peace. Scott Lang, the Ant-Man (Paul Rudd), turns out to be alive and hits on the idea of somehow manipulating time to bring back all of the vanished millions. Since Thanos used the Infinity gems to destroy those people. perhaps the heroes could go back in time to before Thanos acquired the gems and use them to restore the lost souls? But will the scheme work? 

Josh Brolin as Thanos with a generous helping of CGI

Divided into teams, the heroes go back to various locations -- New York, Asgard, and other planets -- to get the gems, although there are complications, such as Captain America (Chris Evans) having to battle a younger version of himself, which also happens with Thanos' daughter, Nebula (Karen Gillan). Thanos' past self gets wise to the heroes' plan and rushes to the future. Just as the Avengers think they've won, Thanos reappears and wages all-out war on all of the heroes. 

Robert Downey Jr. and Chris Evans

Avengers: Endgame is better than Infinity War. The lengthy film is never boring, the actors give committed performances, and the battle sequences are generally well-done and exciting. At the climax there is an eye-popping sequence when all of the heroes with their colorful outfits and accoutrements (such as a winged horse) advance en masse on one side of a battlefield while Thanos and his forces, including weird creatures, soldiers, living serpentine spaceships and so on, approach from the other side. With literally thousands of elements in this sequence, it is truly an example of movie magic par excellance. The stirring music by Alan Silvestri adds to the whole stunning effect. 

Other good scenes include one with Hawkeye and the Black Widow (Scarlett Johanssen), one of whom makes the ultimate sacrifice to spare the other. There's an interesting moment when Tony Stark encounters his own father in the past. I liked that in an early scene at a support group one of the members is a gay man, a rare instance of an LGBT person appearing in a Marvel movie, however peripheral (the part is well-played by co-director Joe Russo. Thanos creator Jim Starlin is also in this scene). With the death of a couple of major characters, and the aging of another, I imagine that if there are more Avengers movies they will feature a cast of different and younger actors and completely reboot the series. 

Rocky Raccoon

Other characters in the movie include the alien "raccoon," Rocky (voiced by Bradley Cooper), whose presence shouldn't work but does; the Hulk (Mark Ruffalo), whose human brain is now in control of his brutish body; the Ancient One (an effective Tilda Swinton), sorceress supreme; War Machine (Don Cheadle), an associate of Tony Stark's; with cameos by Spider-Man, Dr. Strange, Captain Marvel, the Scarlet Witch, the Black Panther, and others. One thing the movie doesn't go into is all the things that might happen when millions of people suddenly pop back into existence after five years (for instance, surely some people might have, say, gotten remarried during that time). A bigger unanswered question occurs after Captain America returns all of the gems to the different times and places where he and his colleagues acquired them. Since Thanos still exists in the past, what's to prevent him from simply getting all of the gems again as he did once before and starting the whole clambake all over again? 

Verdict: If you're not a comic book or super-hero freak don't even bother, but for everyone else this is certainly imperfect but not too shabby. ***. 

THE LADY AND THE MONSTER

Donovan's Brain

THE LADY AND THE MONSTER (1944). Director: George Sherman. 

Professor Franz Mueller (Erich von Stroheim) is a weird scientist who lives and works in a big old place called the Castle. He has two assistants: Janice (Vera Hruba Ralston), who is the object of his unwanted affections; and Dr. Patrick Cory (Richard Arlen), who is also in love with Janice. Mueller is obsessed with the idea of keeping a brain alive after death, and he gets his chance when a plane accident victim, wealthy W. H. Donovan, is brought to his estate. Although Cory goes along with it, he has serious misgivings, especially after the brain takes control of his mind and tries to get him to do things Donovan never had a chance to do while alive, such as getting his innocent son (William Henry of New Orleans Uncensored) acquitted of murder, and trying to run a child witness over with a car. 

Ralston and Arlen

Although The Lady and the Monster is not without flaws and has dull stretches, it improves as it goes along and turns out to be the somewhat superior version of the novel Donovan's Brain, which was also filmed under that title almost ten years later. Vera (Hruba) Ralston is billed above the title. Her husband ran Republic studios, which released this film, and was determined to turn her into a star, even though she perhaps lacked that all-important presence. Richard Arlen makes a better impression, although von Stroheim gives a strange, not terribly good performance along the lines of the one he delivered in The Crime of Dr. Crespi almost ten years earlier.

Richard Arlen and Sidney Blackmer

An interesting touch in the film is the way Arlen looks increasingly demonic the further he falls under Donovan's control. Sidney Blackmer acts with his customary authority as a lawyer that isn't sure of Arlen's motives or that he wants to work with him. Mary Nash is also effective as the sympathetic housekeeper, Mrs. Fain. William Henry only gets one scene and is adequate. The movie has an exciting climax involving a car and then a struggle on a cliffside. In the remake the brain begins to grow bigger but that doesn't happen in this version. 

Verdict: Okay brain movie with some suspense. **1/4. 

CHILD'S PLAY (2019)

Andy and Chucky 

CHILD'S PLAY (2019). Director: Lars Klevburg. 

Karen Barclay (Aubrey Plaza) gives her son Andy (Gabriel Bateman) a technologically sophisticated doll, Buddi, for a present, but she doesn't know that a disgruntled employee of the firm who makes these toys has removed its safety protocols. The "doll." who calls itself Chucky, does everything it can to defend Andy, and gets sinister ideas after Andy and his pals -- along with Chucky-- watch one of the sequels to Texas Chainsaw Massacre. It isn't long before the massacre is on ... 

Child's Play is a pretty bad remake of the original 1988 film, and it gets just about everything wrong. The first mistake is turning Chucky into more of a robot that can already walk and talk on its own. Unlike the 1988 film, Chucky is not possessed by a serial killer, and -- although voiced by Mark Hamill -- has absolutely no personality. (It's like stripping Freddy Krueger of everything that made him interesting.) Andy is much older than in the original film, a teen, so the contrast of innocence with utter evil is minimized if not eliminated altogether. In addition the mother in this film is edgier than Catherine Hicks in the original, but both actress and character are unlikable. 

Andy and his pals

The sequels to the original film became increasingly stupid and gory, and this new version follows in that tradition. The killings in this aren't just grisly, they are sadistic (along the lines of the Saw movies), and even if most of the victims are creeps, I'm not sure they deserve what happens to them. Horror movies are not supposed to be in good taste, but I think the absolute nadir of this film -- if not modern horror films in general -- is when a cute little girl gets splattered and undoubtedly traumatized by a victim's spouting blood. Even the moments of black comedy don't do much to help this waste. 

Verdict: Even Deadly Friend was better than this! *1/2. 

HORROR HOUSE

Pitiful victim of Horror House

HORROR HOUSE (aka Haunted House of Horror/1969). Written and directed by Michael Armstrong.

Although Chris (Frankie Avalon) generally gives swingin' parties in London, everyone is bored at his latest soiree, until somebody gets the idea of the group going to investigate a haunted house. One of the group, Sylvia (Gina Warwick), is followed by her married lover, a creepy guy named Bob (George Sewell), who is stalking her. At the house one of the young men is attacked and slashed to death. Chris gets the not-very-bright idea of hiding the body and covering up the crime so that none of them will be forever branded a psychopath, even though one of them is undoubtedly guilty of the murder. But things will eventually come out as more murders occur ...

Frankie Avalon and Julian Barnes

Horror House holds the attention, but for most of its length it's completely devoid of any style or real excitement. The film is nearly half over before the first murder occurs. (This consists of quick shots of a slashing knife, a screaming man, and lots of fake blood thrown about.) But the final quarter is altogether different, almost as if it were directed by another person. There's an excellent and very suspenseful climax when two men are confronting each other, and a knife -- clearly being held by one of the men -- is seen between the two of them, only you can't tell which man is holding the knife as their hands are out of frame. 

Jill Haworth and Frankie Avalon

Beach Party movie alumnus Avalon is okay in the film, but two other actors make more of an impression: Julian Barnes as a haunted young man who had a bad experience in his youth; and Mark Wynter, who was introduced in the film (although he had at least one previous starring role), and seems to have the biggest part in this as a ladies man until he's suddenly sliced and diced.  Jill Haworth [Horror on Snape Island] plays Avalon's girlfriend, Sheila, as a tough, rather unlikable wench who is easily bored. Dennis Price [The Horror of It All] has little to do as a police inspector. Reg Tilsley's score can best be described as uneven, although when it's good it's quite effective. Michael Armstrong also directed Mark of the Devil. 

Verdict: Half-baked horror flick that has some rewards it you sit through it all. **1/2. 

DARK PHOENIX

Sophie Turner as Jean Grey

DARK PHOENIX (2019). Written and directed by Simon Kinberg. 

Professor Xavier (James McAvoy) sends a team of X-Men out into space on a rescue mission, and telepathic Jean Grey (Sophie Turner) is irradiated by what everyone thinks is a solar flare but is actually a powerful energy source. While this energy affects Jean's mind, some hostile shape-shifting aliens led by one Vuk (Jessica Chastain) come to earth to take this power away from Jean and use it for their own evil purposes. Angered that Prof X has kept secrets from her -- she thinks both of her parents were killed in a car accident but her father, who blames her, is still alive --  Jean lashes out and accidentally kills one of her colleagues, leading Magneto (Michael Fassbender) to declare war on her. But the aliens may prove a bigger threat and the mutants may find themselves in an alliance ...

James McAvoy as Professor X

Dark Phoenix was apparently excoriated by fans and critics alike, even though it is by no means a terrible movie. Unlike other recent X-sagas, Dark Phoenix at least has some well-choreographed battle scenes, and there's an eye-popping sequence on a train that is vivid and exciting. McAvoy and Fassbender offer the most memorable performances, and Turner is professional enough. Nicholas Hoult also makes an impression as the hairy Hank McCoy (better known as the Beast). Jessica Chastain really only has to show up and affect an attitude but she's still a striking presence in the movie. 

Jean Grey turning into "dark phoenix" was one of the best and most beloved storylines in the X-Men comic books, and this is the second time it has been sort of adapted -- and very much changed -- as a movie. (The first was in X-Men: The Last Stand.) In the original stories, Jean is manipulated by a bunch of evil characters called the Hellfire Club. She becomes so drunk with power that she wipes out an entire solar system of living beings, and then is taken to task by extraterrestrials and dies during battle via suicide. (It later developed that the Phoenix was a separate being from Jean, and she returned intact, more or less, in the comic books.) Many X-fans wondered why Fox bothered to do another version of this story if they weren't going to use more elements from the original tales?  

Michael Fassbender as Magneto

Dark Phoenix also creates some continuity problems if you are to take the X-films as being part of the same series of stories, which they obviously can't be. The events in this movie reignite anti-mutant feelings in society, bringing us full circle to the very first X-Men movie, but Jean Grey is very much alive in that film whereas in this she sort of goes off into the ether at the end. In any case, I found Dark Phoenix to be entertaining and better than the last couple of X-Movies, if not as good as the best films in the series. 

Verdict: Colorful X-fun if not all it could have been. ***. 

THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA (2004)

Gerard Butler as the Phantom

THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA (2004). Director: Joel Schumacher. 

In 1870 A mysterious figure known as the Phantom (Gerard Butler) haunts the Paris Opera, where the lead soprano is the unpleasant diva Carlotta (Minnie Driver). The Phantom, however, much prefers the singing of Christine (Emmy Rossum), a young soprano with whom he is falling in love, and he will do anything to insure that she replaces Carlotta on the stage. Christine has another suitor, a viscount named Raoul (Patrick Wilson), whose presence is an irritation to the Phantom. The Phantom eventually kidnaps Christine and takes her to his vast, watery, underground labyrinth beneath the opera house ... 

Emmy Rossum and Patrick Wilson

The Phantom of the Opera is the film adaptation of  Andrew Lloyd Webber's very popular musical, which blends together various styles such as pop, rock, and operatic pastiche to tell its story. Although other versions of this famous tale have made up new reasons for the Phantom's disfigurement, this version sticks to the original notion that the Phantom -- or Eric -- was deformed since birth, 

The Pairs Opera

Phantom is handsomely produced and well-acted by Rossum, Wilson, and Butler, as well as Driver and a host of excellent character actors. Influenced by everyone from Puccini to Sondheim, Webber's score includes such memorable ditties as "Music of the Night," "Prima Donna," the title tune, "Point of No Return," "Wish You Were Here Again," and others. "Masquerade" is presented as an exciting full-fledged production number. Rossum has a lovely non-operatic voice, and while Butler is hardly a great singer, his voice works very well for the Phantom. 

Phantom of the Opera could have been a campy mess -- there are only occasional touches of camp --  and it will not work for everyone. But I found it absorbing and colorful and often melodious, with outstanding scenic design. A death trap sequence in the underground wherein the Phantom tries to kill Raoul is well-handled as well. 

Verdict: Very good adaptation of a highly successful and macabre musical. ***1/4. 

CREATURE FROM THE HAUNTED SEA

Robert Bean and Betsy Jones-Moreland

CREATURE FROM THE HAUNTED SEA (1961). Produced and directed by Roger Corman. NOTE: This is the colorized version. 

Undercover agent "Sparks" Moran (Robert Towne) has become part of the gang run by Renzo Capetto (Antony Carbone). Renzo has taken some gold from Cuba with the help of a bunch of Cuban soldiers, and is heading toward Puerto Rico in his boat. Accompanying him are his moll Mary-Belle (Betsy Jones Moreland), her brother Happy Jack (Robert Bean), and an idiot named Pete (Beach Dickerson) who can do uncanny imitations of animals. Wanting the loot for himself, Renzo plans to kill off the soldiers and blame it on a sea monster, which turns out to actually exist. 

Carbone, Jomes-Moreland, and the monster

This black comedy was filmed back to back with Corman's Last Woman on Earth and reuses the three leads from that film, Carbone, Jones-Moreland, and Towne, who became better known as a screenwriter. Creature has a couple of chuckles, but its mostly lame, although Corman keeps it moving so fast you never get as bored as you might have (although you probably won't want to ever see it again). The monster, which seems to consist mostly of seaweed with two pop-out white eyes like out-sized golf balls and claws, is about eight feet tall. Other characters include fat Rosina (Esther Sandoval) and her daughter, Mango (Sonia Noemi Gonzalez), and Carmelita (Blanquita Romero), who develops a yen for Sparks.  

Romero, Towne, bit players, Carbone

The odd thing about Creature is how well photographed it is, with each shot well-composed as to how characters and objects are situated in relation to one another and within the frame (see photo at left). You expect this (but don't always get it) in some well-known, expensive movies, but not in crap like Creature. The cinematographer was Jacques (or Jack) Marquette, but while I've seen other films he's shot -- such as Attack of the 50 Foot Woman -- nothing he's done has ever struck me the same way in the photographic sense. (Wow -- I get to look at 50 Foot Woman one more time !) Marquette seemed to photograph anything that came his way, from Corman films to Elvis Presley movies to TV shows and had a very long career.

The screenplay was written by Charles B. Griffith, who turned in better work for Corman's Attack of the Crab Monsters and some others. Inexplicably, this was actually remade in 2019. 

Verdict: Sixty minutes of silliness with some spirited performances. **.