| The sinister court convenes |
| Felmy and Wolfgang Preiss |
| The sinister court convenes |
| Felmy and Wolfgang Preiss |
13 GHOSTS (1960). Produced and directed by William Castle. Colorized. Rosemary DeCamp, Donald Woods, Martin Milner
Cyrus Zorba (Donald Woods of The Black Doll), who works in a museum, inherits a house from his late uncle, a researcher in spirits. Cyrus movies his wife and two children into the spooky manor, then learns that his uncle actually collected ghosts and they are haunting the place! A special viewer that resembles weird binoculars enables Cyrus to see the ghosts, which include a headless lion tamer, the lion, an axe murderer, and others. But Cyrus may have more problems besides ghosts -- the uncle left a fortune in the house and a certain individual will stop at nothing to get his hands on it, including murder!
13 Ghosts is a fun movie that may, at times, be sillier than it needs to be even if it occasionally has a darker tone to it as well. Woods is fine as the hapless Cyrus, and he gets good support from Rosemary DeCamp as his wife, Jo Morrow as his daughter, and Charles Herbert as his little boy, Buck, not to mention Martin Milner as an amiable lawyer who dates Morrow and befriends her brother. John Van Dreelen (of The Leech Woman) is Wood's boss -- smooth as ever -- and Margaret Hamilton is adequate as the crusty housekeeper. Jo Morrow, a very appealing actress, also co-starred in The Three Worlds of Gulliver. Martin Milner and Jo Morrow
Verdict: One of Castle's better movies. ***.
| Carroll Baker |
KNIFE OF ICE (aka Il coltello di ghiaccio/1972). Director: Umberto Lenzi.
Martha (Carroll Baker) has been mute since her parents were killed in a train disaster and they threw her out a window to safety. Now she lives with her Uncle Ralph (Jorge Riguad) and her cousin, Jenny (Ida Galli of The Case of the Scorpion's Tail), as well as the sinister driver Marcos (Eduardo Fajardo of The Murder Mansion), housekeeper Mrs. Britton (Silvia Monelli), and the British maid Rosalie (Olga Gherardi). When Jenny is found dead in the garage, it develops that there was already another blond victim of an unknown killer. Now the police fear that Martha will be the next to be targeted. The main suspect is a devil worshipper named Randy Mason (Mario Pardo), but there are others: the mayor, Father Martin (Jose Marco), and the smooth and attractive Dr. Laurent (Alan Scott), who has been treating both Martha and her uncle.
| Baker with Alan Scott |
Verdict: Disappointing Baker-Lenzi mystery flick. **1/2.
| Richard Carlson and Lugene Sanders |
TORMENTED (1960). Director: Bert I. Gordon. Colorized.
Artist Tom Stewart (Richard Carlson) wants to marry into a wealthy family and has gotten engaged to Meg Hubbard (Lugene Sanders). But what to do about his girlfriend, Vi (Juli Reding of Why Must I Die?), who objects to his plans and tries to blackmail him? Fortunately for him the railing gives way on the balcony outside of an abandoned lighthouse where they have secret rendezvous, and Vi finds herself falling to the rocks below. Tom could have reached out and saved her, but chooses not to. Soon Tom is seeing images of the dead woman and hearing her voice everywhere he goes. Her ghost is determined to keep him from going through with the wedding plans ...
| Carlson at the lighthouse |
Verdict: No giant monsters but the flick is still fun. ***.
| Who is ... the Bat? |
THE BAT WHISPERS (1930). Director: Roland West.
A master criminal named the Bat uses acrobatic skills and cleverness to rob a safe in a high rise, then heads out of the city for a small town in the country. Feisty old Cornelia van Gorder (Grayce Hampton), accompanied by her hysterical, imbecilic maid Lizzie (Maude Eburne), has rented an estate from the owner, a banker named Fleming. Bailey (William Bakewell of Radar Men from the Moon), the fiance of Cornelia's niece, Dale (Una Merkel of The Kettles in the Ozarks), was accused of robbing the bank, and is hiding out at the estate pretending to be a gardener. Dale is convinced the missing money is hidden in the house (it is never quite made clear why) and searches for it even as the masked, skulking figure of the Bat does the same.
| Gustav von Seyffertitz and Chester Morris |
| Una Merkel, Grayce Hampton, Chester Morris |
Verdict: "Modern" in some ways for its time but nowadays rather creaky. **1/4.
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| Joan Crawford |
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| Jack Palance and Gloria Grahame |
| Dean Jagger and Leo McKern |
| Peter (William Lucas) and Royston (Dean Jagger) confer |
| George Nader as Jerry Cotton |
| Carl Mohner (right) as Bloom |
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| Powers, Street, Stacy |
Four graduate students -- Karen (Stephanie Powers), Jerry (James Stacy), Lisa (Tina Chen) and Joel (Elliott Street) -- take advantage of a computer glitch to create a fake identity and credit card, which they intend to use but promise to pay off. When things get a little more complicated and the bank tells them it requires more information, they enlist the aid of computer whiz Avery Jensen (Dean Stockwell), who uses his skills to create a nearly complete background for "Henry Norman." But things take a dark turn when the computer begins to make mistakes, giving one character insulin that kills him and causing an elevator car to crush another of the participants. Is the computer developing its own mind, and is the paper effigy of Henry Norman coming to life? Karen and Avery come to the conclusion that there's a human agent behind their troubles and the others' deaths, but Karen learns that Avery has a deeply problematic psychiatric history. Is she allying herself with the wrong person?
Paper Man was briefly released in theaters with fifteen minutes added to the running time. The computers referred to are not the PCs that we are familiar with today, but those huge computer banks that added data on long white cards with holes punched out. It's interesting to see what computers were like way, way back in the day. As for the movie, it is a minor but suspenseful affair with some intriguing notions and good performances from the entire cast, which also includes James Olson as a concerned computer technician and Ross Elliott as the sheriff. A clever and creepy sequence has a character pursued down a basement corridor while the lights keep switching off behind her section by section, making it look as if the very dark is chasing her.
Verdict: Absorbing mystery telefilm with very intriguing elements. ***.
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| Tony Lo Bianco |
GOD TOLD ME TO (1976). Written, produced and directed by Larry Cohen.
In New York City a sniper crawls atop a water tower and starts picking off innocent pedestrians. Another man goes berserk with a knife. A uniformed cop (Andy Kaufman in a very early role) starts shooting people at the Irish parade. In each case the perpetrator says "God told me to" and then commits suicide. Detective Peter Nicholas (Tony Lo Bianco) investigates the multitude of murders and discovers that one particular individual may link them all: Bernard Phillips (Richard Lynch), a man whose mother (Sylvia Sidney of Death at Love House) was possibly taken aboard an extraterrestrial spaceship! Phillips is a hermaphrodite with strange mind control powers. Confronting the man, Nicholas realizes that he, too, may have an extraterrestrial origin.
God Told Me to has some interesting notions and a decidedly interesting cast: in addition to those named, we also have the ever-quirky Sandy Dennis as Nicholas' estranged wife; Deborah Raffin as his live-in girlfriend; Mike Kellin as the dyspeptic Deputy Commissioner; Sam Levene as businessman Everett Lukas; and John Heffernan as a man named Bramwell. Larry Cohen has assembled a great cast, but if only he had spent more time on his half-baked screenplay, which drops in some intriguing ideas but never develops them in any compelling fashion. This is especially a shame because the characterizations are well-delineated, Frankly the movie only works at all because of the score by Frank Cordell, which consistently imbues scenes with suspense and tension that would not have existed without it. (Ironically, the film is dedicated to the memory of Bernard Herrmann, who actually worked on one of Cohen's films, It's Alive.) Richard Lynch (of Miner's Massacre) probably has the most unusual role of his career. Tony Lo Bianco's performance is solid, but the script lets him down.
Richard Lynch as Phillips
Verdict: A little too odd for its own good. **1/4.
| Florence Pugh and Harry Styles |
DON'T WORRY DARLING (2022). Director: Oliva Wilde.
Alice (Florence Pugh) and Jack (Harry Styles) live in a 1950's desert community where Harry works for the Victory Project, which deals with "the development of progressive materials" -- whatever that means. Although the other housewives in the cul-de-sac don't seem to care, it bothers Alice that her husband's work is so secretive and that she's told never, never, to go out into the desert. One neighbor, a black lady named Margaret (Kiki Layne) did so and hasn't been the same since. Although Harry's boss, the slick Frank (Chris Pine), has big plans for Harry, Alice threatens to topple them all with her paranoid attitude, especially after there appears to be a cover-up as to whatever it was that happened to Margaret.
| Chris Pine |
| Pugh with Pine in background |
Verdict: A few good scenes don't make a great movie. **1/4.
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| Elizabeth Moss |
Cecelia Kass (Elizabeth Moss) finally manages to get away from her abusive and controlling boyfriend, Adrian Griffin (Oliver Jackson-Cohen), an optics genius, with the help of her sister, Emily (Harriet Dyer) and a cop-friend named James (Aldis Hodge). She relaxes for awhile when she learns that Adrian apparently committed suicide, but then weird things begin to happen which make her think that Adrian is not only alive, but stalking her -- invisibly. Is there any truth to her feelings, or is she losing her mind? Is Adrian still alive, or is someone else sneaking up on her in the night?
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| Harriet Dyer with Moss |
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| Fantasy or reality? |
Verdict: The strengths of this film are hardly invisible. ***1/4.
| Gina Gershon and Nicolas Cage |
INCONCEIVABLE (2017). Director: Jonathan Baker.
Brian (Nicolas Cage) and his wife Angela (Gina Gershon) encounter a troubled young woman named Katie (Nicky Whelan) who also has a young daughter. The two woman decide they can help each other out by letting Katie and her child move in, where she can act as nanny to Angela's little girl. Angela is okay with Katie having a girlfriend, who is eventually murdered. Later it is decided that Katie will be a surrogate for the couple's next child, but problems quickly begin to develop and things begin spiraling out of control. Katie not only lays claim to the child she's carrying, but to Angela and Brian's daughter as well, and the couple are shocked to find out why. Eventually things escalate into violence ...
| Faye Dunaway |
Verdict: A mediocre Lifetime movie with bigger names. **.
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| Burt Kaiser and Lawrence Tierney |
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| John Carradine |
TORSO (1973/Italy). Director: Sergio Martino. ![]() |
| Cheri Howell |
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| Arthur Franz |
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| Helen Hunt |
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| Jon Tenney |
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| Amanda Blake |
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| Tisha Sterling |
| Griffith Jones, Maya Koumani, Patricia Laffan |
| James Kenney |