| Grant Williams, Ray Danton, Leigh Snowden |
| Ray Danton and Onslow Stevens |
| Grant Williams, Ray Danton, Leigh Snowden |
| Ray Danton and Onslow Stevens |
In this film noir spoof set in 1947 and shot in black and white a private eye, Charlie Nickels (Dean Lemont), goes to see a client (Lesley-Anne Down of In the Devil's Garden) who fears her life is in danger and sure enough she is shot to death not much later. Suspects include her nerdy son, Clive (Nicholas S. Williams), sexy daughter, Veronica (Raleigh Holmes), the fired gardener and butler, and a chubby femme fatale named Mona (Kirsten Vangsness) who is a sultry singer in a nightclub. This should all be great material for a hilarious satire but the movie is slow and dull and shockingly unfunny, with only a couple of mild chuckles throughout. Occasionally the dialogue is clever, but more often cliched. The stylized performances aren't especially amusing either, defeating the whole purpose of the movie, although some of them, especially Vangsness -- who does a mean imitation of Kathleen Turner -- and Down, give it their all. The climax is a little bit interesting, but not enough to save the movie. This was based on a stage play that might have worked with the right players, but Carol Burnett herself might have been stumped by the material. Vangsness was the executive producer and two of her co-stars on Criminal Minds have parts: Shemar Moore in a bit as a piano player and Joe Mantegna as Bugsy Siegel.
Verdict: This is deadly all right. Watch Kiss Me Deadly instead. *1/2.
| Raymond Burr may need Perry Mason |
| Barbra Fuller |
| Peter Cookson |
FEAR (1946). Director: Alfred Zeisler.
Medical student Larry Crain (Peter Cookson) is weeks behind in his rent when he learns that he will no longer be able to get a scholarship. Feeling that a person should be allowed to be above the law if the situation warrants it, he murders Professor Stanley (Francis Pierlot), a miserly unlicensed pawnbroker, for his money, although things don't go quite as planned. As his relationship with a young lady named Eileen (Anne Gwynne) deepens, he is followed and interrogated by two policemen, Schaefer (Nestor Paiva) and Captain Burke (Warren William). Will guilt begin eating away at Larry? When another man is arrested for the crime, Larry may think he's gotten away with murder ...| Anne Gwynne with Cookson |
| Kane Richmond and Stephanie Bachelor |
Tex Hanlon (Kane Richmond) and his fiancee Gwen (Stephanie Bachelor) are an advertising team who have come up with a fashion campaign called "Three Springs." Unfortunately three hoods, formerly known as the Spring Brothers, who committed embezzlement and escaped from jail, think the Three Springs campaign has to do with them. Therefore Tex finds himself being offered huge amounts of money for what he thinks are dresses. Other complications include a blonde, Renee (Adele Mara), who may or may not be a designer with designs on Tex, and the sinister Mr. Warren (Gregory Gaye of Flying Disc Man from Mars) and his thuggish assistant, Bert (Fred Graham of The Giant Gila Monster).
| Richmond with Adele Mara |
Verdict: Features a trio of very dumb "master" criminals. **.
| Lee Bowman and Marguerite Chapman |
| Bowman with J. Edgar Bromberg |
| Jacqueline White and William Lundigan |
MYSTERY IN MEXICO (1948). Directed by Robert Wise.
When one of his colleagues, Glenn Ames (Walter Reed), disappears, insurance investigator Steve Hastings (William Lundigan) flies down to Mexico to try to find him. He isn't certain if Glenn might be involved in dirty business concerning a stolen necklace, so he attaches himself to Ames' sister, Vicky (Jacqueline White), to see what she knows -- he's also not certain about her. Vicky is a nightclub singer who goes to work for club owner John Norcross (Ricardo Cortez), who has a jealous girlfriend named Delores (Jacqueline Dalya) --she makes a play for Steve even as Vicky is fighting her attraction to him. When a bartender (Armando Silvestre) who may have information regarding Glenn is killed in a suspicious accident, Steve realizes he is on the right track and there may well be danger involved.
| Lundigan looks for clues |
Verdict: Acceptable if decidedly minor mystery. **1/2.
| William Marshall and Ricardo Cortez |
| "I didn't do it!" Ricardo Cortez and Adele Mara |
| Virginia Dale and Hugh Beaumont |
| Beaumont with Tom Neal |
| John Hoyt |
| Arlene Martel |
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| Hugh Beaumont and Joan Valerie |
| Beaumont with Richard Travis |
| Hugh Beaumont and Richard Travers |
Dennis O'Brien (Hugh Beaumont of Railroaded) lives on the San Francisco docks and operates as a troubleshooter. Father Donovan (Raymond Greenleaf) importunes Denny to meet up with an escaped con on Pier 23 and bring him to the priest, who hopes to convince him to turn himself in. Denny grabs the guy, who insists on taking time out to see a shady lady named Ann (Ann Savage). Denny is slugged and wakes up to discover that the escaped con is a corpse -- and it turns out that he wasn't even the guy he was supposed to bring to Father Donovan. This leads into a convoluted plot involving wrestling fraud (!) and murder.
| Ann Savage with Beaumont |
| Beaumont vamped by Margia Dean |
Verdict: Despite a solid performance from Beaumont this never really catches fire. **.
| Richard Coogan and Rosemary Pettit |
Bill Martin (Richard Coogan) is a investigative reporter who has been framed for the murder of his editor. With his girlfriend Janet (Rosemary Pettit) in tow, Bill hides out at a carnival where Hank (Frank Albertson) is the barker. The carnival is run by Blake (Charles Bolender), who happens to be a handsome midget. The dancing girls in the carnival are lorded over by hefty Lil (Edith King), a takes-no-nonsense type who has no love for the police. Speaking of which, a cop named Clay Reeves (Harry Bannister) is busy searching the carnival for Bill and Janet, who have taken jobs there, Bill as a boxer and Janet as one of the scantily-clad dancing gals. A sergeant named Marty (Joseph Sullivan) works with the two to finally take down the utterly corrupt Reeves.
| Charles Bolender and Harry Bannister |
Verdict: This needed at least another half hour of development to make it work. **1/4.
| James Craig and Signe Hasso |
After a plane crash Carola Ballister (Signe Hasso) discovers that one of the passengers, Kingby (Edmund Gwenn), has in his possession four wills naming him the beneficiary of one million dollars each. Carola teams up with shady lawyer Jeff Caighn (James Craig of Flying G-Men) and the two form a shaky partnership, even after learning that one of the people leaving money to Kingby has been murdered. The couple set out to contact the other three people and hope they will hand over to them the bonds that are in their possession, but Kingby has no intention of sitting still for this ...
| Signe Hasso and Edmund Gwenn |
Verdict: Half-baked film noir. **1/4.
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| Jean Simmons |
| Robert Mitchum and Mona Freeman |
| Alan Curtis and Ann Rutherford |
| Alan Curtis hatches plan |
| Kane Richmond |
| Adele Mara and Richard Fraser |
| Hugh Beaumont |
| John Ireland and Jane Randolph |
| Johanna Matz and Scott Brady |
| Raymond Burr and Scott Brady |